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A yellow brain shaped “brain jam sessions” stress release foam squeeze toy.
2) Did you get laid last night?
I’m not an egg.
Reading on the subway.
4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Helping an innept coworker stick a jpeg in a word doc.
Eva. My soon to be ex-landlord.
7) Favorite kind of beer?
Ale. Dark and mellow.
Office supplies. I suppose I have to admit that.
11) Where are you right now?
In my cube.
Do. Not. Remember.
13) How’s your mood lately?
15) What are your plans for the weekend?
Moving Nicole to her new pad.
I’ve kissed 3 smokers.
17) Ever bang someone who smokes?
I’ve never shot a smoker.
18) Are you a jealous person?
Covetous? No. Envious of other people’s friendships when I’m feeling lonley due to my isolationist lifestyle? Sometimes.
19) Did you have a good birthday last year?
It was pretty good.
21) What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Bisexuals have a 50% greater chance of finding true love.
24) Last text says?
I don’t have a cell phone. Or a blackberry.
25) How many kids do you plan on having?
28) Last person in your car?
Probably the guy from the auto-wrecker who bought it.
30) Do you get good grades?
Back in the day I was a supastar.
32) Have you ever told someone of the opposite/same sex you loved them?
No, I’ve never told a hermaphrodite I loved them.
33) Where are your favorite pair of jeans from?
34) How much longer will you be living at your current residence?
Two more months. I plan to stay at my next pad until I buy a house of my own.
35) Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 74 hours?
36) Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes. Don’t like that feeling.
37) Do you like someone that doesn’t know you like them?
I dislike people who don’t know I dislike them.
They’re okay. I can only eat about two a month before I start gagging on them.
40) Do you cry easily?
Only during movies. I save all my emotions for fictional realms.
Not that I’m aware of.
43) What should you be doing right now?
Watching the progress bar on an FTP upload?
I can be. But not lately.
Day before yesterday. It’s Nicole’s turn.
46) Name someone who made you smile today?
A co-worker. But it was a fake smile masking distain and impatience.
My Bloody Valentine is coming in september. Wonder if it’s sold out…
Orangina or a cervasa.
50) What colour garbage can were you last in?
Garbage can coloured.
51)Are you happy?
I’m keeping it together with duct tape.
Q. What is your IQ?
A. 100 billion
A. Too many to count.
A. The painting in my living room
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One. Soon to be zero.
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Some say my giggle.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom. Twice.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Probably have one I don’t know about.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My bag.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Grade 7 gym “sleeper” hold.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Don’t care for it.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Whatever rounds up nicely that isn’t too paltry.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Pizza. Though I’d get sick from that.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Raspberry jam.
A. Something minty. NOT wintergreen.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely. I’d want to dress nice.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Attraction and companionship are real. I think that passes for what people think of as love.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I can change my name. Maybe to… Dean Hatchet, PI
Q. What colour looks best on you?
A. Black. I wear a lot of green though.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Are bones and teeth non-food items?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Only unbeknownst to me. By dilly-dallying on the sidewalk I have probably caused people to not step in front of a bus at least once. Or maybe I caused someone to step into traffic later in the day because of a chain of events set in motion because I took too long at the bank machine once.
A. One night a DJ saved my life.
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Totally. Assuming the fine is less than $100,000.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure. Assuming they don’t ahve mouth cancer.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes. In Canada they’ll sew them back on for free!
A. Hell yes. Sign me up.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Sure. Unlikely there’s a puffy indie-nerd fetish mag out there?
A. This I would not do.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on the human life in question.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I don’t watch television now. But I’d even give up watching DVDs.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Mayhaps some lint.
A: No. Not really.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hard wood.
A: I remember being woken up after passing out in the shower after a hallowe’en part once.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I could… don’t really want to…
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Why do people own them?
Q: Where were you born?
A. Richmond, BC.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: On the way to the rumble.
A: A wizard.
A: 13 or 7 or 9 or 3 or 6 and sometimes 8
Q: Listening to?
A: Wooden Shjips
A. People walk past my cube.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Finding an afforable, reliable, not cracked-out moving company.
Q: Friend you talked to?
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Eva. My soon to be ex-landlord.
Q: Person you kissed?