go to google
type in “your name” needs
what are the first 5?
1. “The curve clearly shows that you need to test with at least 15 users…”
2. “Because Jakob needs a heart…”
3. “He needs a hug…”
4. “He needs to consider the willingness of the population…”
5. “There is no legal reason why Jakob needs to assume ownership of your clips…”
And “Jake” needs…
1. “Jake needs financial backing…”
2. “jake needs to know the URL patterns in order to make a link.”
3. “Jake needs more back-story…”
4. “Jake needs to admit he takes it up the ass.”
5. “Jake Needs Money For a Hooker. Sorry.”
Sagittarius Horoscope for week of November 30, 2006
“On Jupiter’s moon Europa, there is an absolutely straight narrow line about 125 miles long. NASA’S photos show it clearly. Commenting on this improbably regular feature, renowned author and inventor Arthur C. Clarke says he finds it hard not to conclude that it was constructed by intelligent life. “I’m beginning to think the unthinkable,” he writes. Make that sentence your watchword in the coming week, Sagittarius. Be ready to imagine the unimaginable, see the unseeable, and think the unthinkable. And I mean that you should do that with the most optimistic attitude possible. According to my reading of the astrological omens, the almost unbelievable prospects coming into your sphere are interesting and invigorating.”
~ Rob Brezny
Name 9 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 9 people.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.. No cheating!!!
DONT LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED OUT THE TOP!
-How did you meet 3?
I was standing in a bad CD store (‘bad’ as in only sold bad CDs) in Qualicum, looking at a rack of cassettes deciding if I should buy a Cure tape when she came up to me and started talking. She was wearing a blue windbreaker and her hair was straighter than it is now. She knew my name and recognised me from Blackball and I vaguely recognised her from shows. But mostly I was confused and half unable to speak because this strange, beautiful girl was talking to me right out of the blue and my mind was slowly imploding.
-What would be different if you had never met 1?
When I was in design school, I may have had a disaster of a roommate instead of a great one. Or maybe one that I would have ended up dating and that never turns out very well. Unless we got married. Maybe I’d have kids now. Or maybe I’d have had to give up my apartment and live somewhere else because I couldn’t find a roommate. Regardless, things would be different.
-What would you do if 6 and 2 were going out?
Library love! But I’d be sad for them because that would only end in disaster. A really messy disaster.
-How do you know 8?
Then: she lived across the walkway from Petra and I when we lived in the condos on Selby. Now: she’s #2’s ladytype.
-What do you think about 7?
BFF. Though the idea of calling him “BFF” is probably the most hilarious thing EVAR.
-What would you do if 5 confessed they loved you?
Giggle uncomfortably. Then call the whitecoats.
-A Fact about 9?
Had a puppylove crush on me when she was in grade 9. And her grade 12 student card is now a magnet on my fridge. That’s two facts.
-Who is 4 going out wit?
She mentioned to me that someone’s been saying they’re “seeing” her. She seemed perplexed by this. But I really am not in the loop of her life anymore. So have really no idea.
-When is the last time you & number 6 hung out?
We never have. Some nice chats on the phone though. I used to invite her to my board games nights but she flat-out refused to attend.
-What do you like about number 1?
She is fun, fun, fun. And talented, talented, talented. And I liked her band. And was great to live with. And she’s got a heart of gold under its hard, black exterior.
-Is 2 your bestfriend?
He is certainly in the running. If #8 didn’t monopolize his time, maybe he would be.
-Do you miss number 3??