Poop On a Door

Yup. Someone pooped on a door. I kind of hope they were trying to get it in the mail slot. I kind of wish I saw this happen. “10” for effort.

It makes me want to write a modern hip-hop lyric:

One-two-three-four
Git yer doodie on tha door

Of course, it’s meant to be a sexual metaphor, not taken literally.

At least the tire stopped

“Those all-way stops are confusing, huh?”

“Yeah, well, you shoulda seen the other car.”