Lost Pet Jet

May 19, 2011

I guess somebody left the back door open and it got out. It probably smelled another toy plane in heat.

Ice Ice Planter

April 25, 2011

Some people will tell you, Vanilla Ice is the only surefire scarecrow. Works on racoons and small children  too.

Boston Cream

April 21, 2011

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Boston Terriers are not permitted to stand in front of cupcake swirls.

Junction of Eden

April 19, 2011

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Something I miss about living in Little Malta (a.k.a. The Junction) are the really tasteful garden displays.

In case you were wondering, the story here is if you pour virgin’s blood into the fountain under the full moon, the animals come to life. Don’t ask what happens to the boot.

Poop On a Door

January 18, 2011

Yup. Someone pooped on a door. I kind of hope they were trying to get it in the mail slot. I kind of wish I saw this happen. “10” for effort.

It makes me want to write a modern hip-hop lyric:

Git yer doodie on tha door

Of course, it’s meant to be a sexual metaphor, not taken literally.

Fremen baby unclogs your pipes

December 3, 2010

It makes sense that the Fremen would have mad plumbing skills. That’s how they were able to control the water on Arrakis. All I can say is you don’t know the meaning of the word “unsettled” until you’ve had one of these guys stare at you from the van you’re stuck behind for half an hour. Alia could only hope to be half as creepy as this bambino. In related news, apparently she isn’t creepy at all now. Who knew?

By the way, this isn’t a one of a kind van. It’s part of a whole fleet of terror. We spotted several over the last year though we think they’ve changed since their graphics to a sort of horrifying Mike Myers/John Ritter “friendly plumber” hybrid. Better than a spice-addicted cherub about to bludgeon you with a monkey wrench, I suppose.

Oh, hey, here’s another picture of Alicia Witt who apparently isn’t, as rumoured, going to be the new Mary Jane in the Spiderman reboot.

Got him!

November 25, 2010

It might look like overkill, but you know for sure you got that pesky mannequin when you drop a dumpster on it.

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