Church of Snack Pac

July 13, 2010

Apparently “all welcome” only applies to children 5 to 11. Also, the vague bullet point of “Puppets” leaves room for interpretation. As if the children are being turned into God’s puppets. Which is, I would assume, the point of this club.

Interesting how bible stories is tacked on the end almost as an afterthought. I like the prominence given to snack pacs. I wonder if they tell the kids gluttony is a sin before or after they’re given the snack pac.


June 15, 2010

Also known as the Church of Babies Falling from the Sky. I think the crucifix T turning the S into a dollar sign is a nice use of typography. Subtle, but effective.

Mod God

December 21, 2009

I’m glad God is getting with the times and modernizing. Pestilence and famine are so 1000 A.D. Gas prices and gay marriage is where it’s at now.

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