POEM 046/100

April 3, 2013

If

Spring

sprang

it’s

been

sprung


POEM 018/100

June 21, 2012

He never had the chance

to experience

so many things

 

Like being neutered

 


Nature is Horrible (NSFW or your soul)

December 24, 2010


If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a SOUL-DESTROYING surprise. Half a raccoon. That’s not a picnic at all. Though the top half of the raccoon might have been something’s picnic treat. I guess that’s okay; the circle of life and all. It’s okay, that is, until you look at the other end of the corpse.

Oh, hey! This raccoon has been raped! Oh lovely. Where’s the hydrochloric acid? I have a set of eyes that need to be burned out. And if┬áthere’s any left over maybe I can BURN THE MEMORY OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Merry Christmas!


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