Nature is Horrible (NSFW or your soul)

December 24, 2010


If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a SOUL-DESTROYING surprise. Half a raccoon. That’s not a picnic at all. Though the top half of the raccoon might have been something’s picnic treat. I guess that’s okay; the circle of life and all. It’s okay, that is, until you look at the other end of the corpse.

Oh, hey! This raccoon has been raped! Oh lovely. Where’s the hydrochloric acid? I have a set of eyes that need to be burned out. And if┬áthere’s any left over maybe I can BURN THE MEMORY OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Merry Christmas!


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