Boston Terriers are not permitted to stand in front of cupcake swirls.
Submitted by Sophie Idsinga
sometimes you have to feel bad for the squirrels of Toronto. Once again construction is obstructing their stairways and elevators. However will they get into the trees? And why is it the loons and the seals are never inconvenienced? It’s because squirrels are black, isn’t it?
Interesting also that washrooms apparently are just to the right but if you don’t want to climb a barrier to get to them, you’ll need to go to City Hall. Where there’s never any barrier to defecation (bah-ha).
You can’t imagine our disappointment when we followed the signs to this butts convention only to find a construction site. I guess it’s only the proposed site of Buttcon 2010. Still, I felt mislead. They should put some dates on that sign. Seriously.
Poppin’ and lockin’ is not permitted by the TTC.
Also known as the Church of Babies Falling from the Sky. I think the crucifix T turning the S into a dollar sign is a nice use of typography. Subtle, but effective.
I guess at some point this martial arts studio decided their sweat wasn’t pure enough and the sign had to be altered. Sadly, the move to more honest signage couldn’t prevent them from going out of business. It’s now a gym with various excercise machines in the window. No word on the purity of the gym’s sweat.
The TTC provides detailed instructions on how beatniks should exit the bus or streetcar.