Nature is Horrible (NSFW or your soul)


If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a SOUL-DESTROYING surprise. Half a raccoon. That’s not a picnic at all. Though the top half of the raccoon might have been something’s picnic treat. I guess that’s okay; the circle of life and all. It’s okay, that is, until you look at the other end of the corpse.

Oh, hey! This raccoon has been raped! Oh lovely. Where’s the hydrochloric acid? I have a set of eyes that need to be burned out. And if there’s any left over maybe I can BURN THE MEMORY OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Merry Christmas!

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2 Responses to Nature is Horrible (NSFW or your soul)

  1. dirtnap says:

    So… how? why? Do animals rape? or was this some sick, twisted Etobicokian? Or is it possible this racoon had just given birth before being somehow severed in half, as if that explanation might be less horrific.

    • nerdhurdles says:

      There was a case of an otter in the American north west who was a serial murder/rapist. I believe he attacked seals.

      This wound though I suspect was done with an implement of some kind. Perhaps a stick. I didn’t do an in-depth forensic analysis though. But I don’t think it’d just given birth. Unless it gave birth to something huge that ate its head.

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