Church of Snack Pac

Apparently “all welcome” only applies to children 5 to 11. Also, the vague bullet point of “Puppets” leaves room for interpretation. As if the children are being turned into God’s puppets. Which is, I would assume, the point of this club.

Interesting how bible stories is tacked on the end almost as an afterthought. I like the prominence given to snack pacs. I wonder if they tell the kids gluttony is a sin before or after they’re given the snack pac.

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