He drank constantly. Liquids flowed through him like a river snaking through the humid body of a dense tropical rainforest.
He drank milk.
He drank water.
He drank beer and wine and pomegranate juice.
For lunch he drank yogurt and he’d liquefy his evening meals. He even went so far as to buy a small, portable blender which he brought to restaurants and turned cheeseburgers and samosas into smoothies. After years of not eating solid foods, he had his teeth removed by a dentist in Mexico.
While convalescing at a resort, he washed down several crushed codeine pills with tap water and died from the consequential blood infection.
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