» On friday I was wearing a pink t -shirt to match my red Converse and Nicole was worried I’d get gay-bashed on the way to work. She said I really am “a straight man in a gay man’s body.” I disagreed. But then later that day I was asked if Baz Luhrmann directed The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. As if I was clearly an expert on such matters. It made me wonder.
» Also on Friday I signed my contract. And pledged my oath to be a good civil servant. The oath ends every paragraph with “So help me god.” Which seemed a little archaic, but there you go. If I divulge secrets about Ontario drinking water, God will strike me down.
» Apparently my Jake-Muppet is in the mail!