‘Tis the season for office parties

~ I’m pretty sure the 5th level of hell is a 60 person strong secret santa gift exchange which lasts over an hour. The sixth level of hell, by the way, is 60 person strong secret santa gift exchange which lasts over an hour that you’re not a part of and involves people you don’t even know yet at a bar where the drinks are too expensive to order. I did, however, win a door prize. A $15 Starbucks giftcard which isn’t too shabby. And it was nice to be invited having only worked there for two days.

~ At Nicole’s christmas party last night she almost choked on a stick of lettuce while I explained to the table, in detail, all my physiological and neurological handicaps. Also at a bar where the drinks were too expensive to order.

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6 Responses to ‘Tis the season for office parties

  1. next year pack a mickey

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