~ So this Jeff guy Fink knows is seriously zoinking my schtick. I think anyways. Right down the eye luggage and forehead glare. Of course he is thinner and has more hair which is redder. But still. Creeps me the fuck out. Does this not look a picture of me and J-Sco circa 1999? Get your own look , people. Get your own look.
~ Apparently my bosses’ kid stole over 13 grand out of their home safe. I always kind of liked him but now he’s my fucking hero. Assuming this doesn’t impact their ability to pay me, of course. And the bosses get less grumpy in the near future. Also, having that much cash on hand proves my suspicions they’re up to something fishy.
~ This dude kind of makes me soursplash. Talented though.