Do’s and Didn’ts

~ Lately I’ve been feeling a bit better about Urbane Decay’s live incarnation. By the 9th, we’ll be smooth as the Nashville skyline covered in melted processed cheese topping. Chord organ didn’t work out though.

~ Tonight is a night of productivity. That to-didn’t list is getting the whoop-ass. Main points to conquer: Changes to VISFF programme for second screening; design Flatbed t-shirt; print, cut, fold Urbane Decay CDs; the dishes; design NALT poster; master Elisha’s album… the didn’ts go on and on…

~ Oh… I think tonight Bentley‘s going home… that’s going to interfere with the productivity.

~ This week Babel is #26 on the Lethbridge Top 30 and #5 on the Electronic charts.

1. Height?
5’3″/5’4″ ish

2. Have you ever smoked heroine?
What the hell? Ease in with a nice general question then BLAM! Anyway, no. But a bunch of my highschool friends did. One jumped off a bridge in Vancouver.

3. Do you own a gun?
I guess when my pa dies, I inherit his several boomsticks.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
That time I was going in for the CAT scan results was pretty intense. Other than that I find the waiting-room boredom vaguely irritating, but not nervous.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I think dogs are kind of ugly. Cats are way sexier.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Bring a Torch Jeanette Isobella (or whatever it’s called)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tripple americano

9. Can you do push ups?
Can. Will is another matter.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Please, close your eyes before entering.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
This pendant made out of a lock of my own hair.

12. Do you like painkillers?
If I’m in extreme pain, yes.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My parents’ estate.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I’m thinking of developing it. Then I can get a greater variety of tasks accomplished during the day.

16. Middle Name?
Neil

17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. My middle name is boring. Gotta change that.
2. I should be doing some work.
3. I wonder if there’s coffee still in the maker.
4. I wonder if the coffee’s still hot.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1. Stamps from the really snarly girl at the Co-op gas station THAT WERE THE OLD 51CENT STAMPS ISNTEAD OF 52 CENT STAMPS! Fuggaround.
2. Hi-lighter pens, yellow.
3. Groceries, general.

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1. Coffee
2. Juice
3. Pinot Noir

22. Current worry?
Pentti’s never coming back to work and I’ll have the work of three men to complete. That’ll cut into my blogging time.

23. Current hate?
Not living closer to my BFF.

24. Favorite place to be?
In the red room in the thrawls of the muse and my looping pedal.

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
Hanging with the hippie jazzbos and driving kids home from parties.

26. Where would you like to go?
Home. Maybe Victoria. Iceland.

27. Do you own slippers?
Some very unwarm leather ones and some very warm ruttabegga shaped mongloid socks things I can’t locate.

28. What shirt are you wearing right now?
U2 Rattle and Hum.

29. Do you burn or tan?
I would tan nicely if I went anywhere enar a beam of sunlight.

30. Favorite color(s)?
C10 M100 Y100 K0; C50 M0 Y0 K5; C0 M100 Y0 K0; C60 M40 Y25 K100

31. Would you be a pirate?
I’d be a π-rate

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
“The Bentley Bounce” b/w “Not Quite Slut”

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The atomic bomb — I seriously had no doubt we were all going up in a mushroom cloud before my 21st birthday.

35. What’s in your pockets right now?
I got a pocket of soul

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My boss, having just gotten back from assassinating people in Cuba (his other job), not knowing what the hell was going on in the office.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Star Wars!

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Broken heart / nervous breakdown

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Just one.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Elmhurst? Makito? Carissa?

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Stephen? Matt? Marie? Jenn? I know some silent folks.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I sure as hell hope so.

44. Do u wish on shooting stars?
Seems wrong to wish on something that burning away into oblivion.

45. What is your favorite book?
Again? Yesterday it was A Severed Head by Iris Murdoch. Sure, why not?

46. What is your favorite candy?
Really expensive chocolate is the only candy I like

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Not Quite Slut.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I’d like an elementary school orchestral and choir to sing a medley of my greatest hits.

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Saying “Bentley, settle down, yo! Trying to sleep here.”

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
“What the fuck is Bentely doing?” {Running around the apartment like a crazyman.}

Advertisements

28 Responses to Do’s and Didn’ts

  1. pandorsalfin says:

    I love the Bentley love. 🙂
    I’m considering getting a scottish fold. :/

  2. pandorsalfin says:

    I love the Bentley love. 🙂
    I’m considering getting a scottish fold. :/

  3. mrdapper says:

    I think Bentley might have some Bengal in him.

  4. pandorsalfin says:

    I’m also considering getting a Bengal. I’m quite serious, actually. Emailed some catterys today.

  5. mrdapper says:

    who’s paying for this cat?

  6. mrdapper says:

    I was until my internet acquaintance, Sigridur Vala Gunnarsdottir [most radical name ever], sent me a bunch of videos. And I realized it’s not so much of a good idea. For me at anyrate.

  7. pandorsalfin says:

    why not?

    I would be recieving said cat as a graduation present. I managed to track down a breeder who is going out of business… she would let me have a beautiful small 1 year old female snow bengal for $250. I wish I was in BC, I’d be so there.

  8. mrdapper says:

    $250!!! Wow! Does she, uh, have more than one?

  9. pandorsalfin says:

    I know, its such a good price! Its because she wants to find a good home for the girl (who is not a kitten anymore) and her husband is in bad health, etc. She seemed really really nice, not like one of those stuck-up cattery people who view cats as show commodities.

  10. cokenail says:

    did you want the other 10 songs on elisha’s album to fill up yr dish even more? 🙂 🙂 🙂

  11. cokenail says:

    did you want the other 10 songs on elisha’s album to fill up yr dish even more? 🙂 🙂 🙂

  12. mrdapper says:

    what there’s more?

  13. mdrayner says:

    Fuck yeah! Flatbed t-shirts!

    Incidentally, are they black, long sleeved, with FLATBED running down the side of the sleeves?

  14. mdrayner says:

    Fuck yeah! Flatbed t-shirts!

    Incidentally, are they black, long sleeved, with FLATBED running down the side of the sleeves?

  15. i heard a rumor that those 51 cent stamps are being honoured for a while still.

  16. i heard a rumor that those 51 cent stamps are being honoured for a while still.

  17. mrdapper says:

    yeah, when i went to the post office and enquired about one cent stamps, the woman looked at me like i was an IDIOT and set me straight.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: