~ The Russian Spy had babies. Some time ago, probably. Carissa pointed out her saggy nipples and I noted she’s skinny again. This explains her constant eating of Dame Gertrude von Muzzlepuff‘s food. She was eating for nine and now she’s producing milk. Except last night she seemed to want to sleep on my bed. Which, I am sure, has no kittens anywhere near it. We’re beginning to suspect they’ve been eaten.
~ 6 more days of summer drinking and socializing. Then my apartment becomes a monastery. Well, maybe 8 days. Or until everyone’s taken off for far off destinations. Phuket isn’t a bad beer. I might like to drink some more before I quit beer.
(known to self and others)
insecure, withdrawn, cynical, passive, dispassionate
(known only to others)
cowardly, violent, aloof, glum, vulgar, hostile, unhappy, cruel, ignorant, distant, boastful, blasé, chaotic, insensitive, self-satisfied, smug, rash, predictable, callous, cold
(known only to self)
(known to nobody)
incompetent, intolerant, inflexible, stupid, simple, irresponsible, lethargic, selfish, unhelpful, needy, unimaginative, inane, brash, irrational, childish, imperceptive, impatient, weak, embarrassed, loud, vacuous, panicky, unethical, overdramatic, dull, inattentive, unreliable, foolish, humourless
incompetent (0%) intolerant (0%) inflexible (0%) timid (0%) cowardly (16%) violent (16%) aloof (33%) glum (16%) stupid (0%) simple (0%) insecure (16%) irresponsible (0%) vulgar (16%) lethargic (0%) withdrawn (33%) hostile (16%) selfish (0%) unhappy (33%) unhelpful (0%) cynical (33%) needy (0%) unimaginative (0%) inane (0%) brash (0%) cruel (33%) ignorant (16%) irrational (0%) distant (16%) childish (0%) boastful (16%) blasé (16%) imperceptive (0%) chaotic (16%) impatient (0%) weak (0%) embarrassed (0%) loud (0%) vacuous (0%) panicky (0%) unethical (0%) insensitive (33%) self-satisfied (16%) passive (50%) smug (16%) rash (16%) dispassionate (16%) overdramatic (0%) dull (0%) predictable (16%) callous (16%) inattentive (0%) unreliable (0%) cold (16%) foolish (0%) humourless (0%)
~ The Late Shift 6th bash
Seriously, I look like a mid-1960’s radio technician.
I suppose that’s an okay look. That’s a Tweakalizer I’m tweaking.