Boris and Matt

~  I’ve been searching for this mythical perfect beer for a while now. It goes down smooth, it’s light and refreshing and it sports a decent alcohol content. I thought I would never find this beer and that maybe I don’t even like beer. But this weekend I found this beer. It’s name is Boris. It’s the Alsatian beer.

~  Last night we we introduced to Ultimate Stoner Matt. I would try to describe him. But it’s best if you just watch Dazed and Confused. Especially all the scenes with Slater in them.  But then imagine Slater wearing a black shirt open to his navel.

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44 Responses to Boris and Matt

  1. newcleus says:

    Where can I buy this beer? I would like to try it.

  2. newcleus says:

    Where can I buy this beer? I would like to try it.

  3. mrdapper says:

    The Terminal Park liquor store has it. Maybe the Port Place one does too.

  4. How can you talk about Boris and not mention the bottle? The cute little stubby with the great graphic.

  5. How can you talk about Boris and not mention the bottle? The cute little stubby with the great graphic.

  6. mrdapper says:

    I originally intended to post a picture and then couldn’t find a good one… then forgot. I greatly enjoy the 250ml size.

  7. dorothypoo says:

    i agree about the packaging
    it totally compensates for the fact that the bottles are too little
    cause they really are
    but the labels are so damn hot
    man….we been drinkin’ boris ’round these parts for YEARS….

    and are you talking about matt matt? like the nice matt?
    i used to have such a crush on Slater.
    did you know he was a regular on CSI?
    then they mysteriously killed him off
    i also watched Half Baked last night
    HORRIBLE
    i only made it 1/3 of the way through

    • mrdapper says:

      I assume o’halloran is whom you refer to as “nice matt” and no. This was some other matt. A friend of o’halloran’s little brother apparently.

      • matt olynyk is so awesome no one can even handle it. he wears his shirt open like that ALL THE TIME. also, he is often wearing a wifebeater, he loves slayer, and he knows how to dance a jig.

      • mrdapper says:

        Ahh. It all comes together now. You stories of him and now meeting him.

    • atrophe says:

      why have I never heard of this Boris beer you’ve been drinking for years…

      I’m sick of canadian beer. Keiths tastes like piss but its always on special here, so you drink a lot and hate it even more. and the stuff at the Granite Brewery tastes weird, like watered down. What scares me is maybe that’s what real beer tastes like.

      • mrdapper says:

        Apparently Margaret was drinking it. So said Makito.

      • dorothypoo says:

        yeah i think you can only get it in the beer and wine stores here
        nathan you know you should totally buy at Propeller
        they’re honey wheat is delicious
        and the idea of a growler is awesome

        jake: you pay 8$ deposit on this big jug and then you can go and fill it up for 8$ everytime. its just under a 6 pack but its really good beer so its prolly worth like 13$

      • mrdapper says:

        Yeah, Jack has something like that in his fridge. Seemed like an amazing idea. Mostly because I had getting rid of bottles.

  8. dorothypoo says:

    i agree about the packaging
    it totally compensates for the fact that the bottles are too little
    cause they really are
    but the labels are so damn hot
    man….we been drinkin’ boris ’round these parts for YEARS….

    and are you talking about matt matt? like the nice matt?
    i used to have such a crush on Slater.
    did you know he was a regular on CSI?
    then they mysteriously killed him off
    i also watched Half Baked last night
    HORRIBLE
    i only made it 1/3 of the way through

  9. mrdapper says:

    I assume o’halloran is whom you refer to as “nice matt” and no. This was some other matt. A friend of o’halloran’s little brother apparently.

  10. atrophe says:

    why have I never heard of this Boris beer you’ve been drinking for years…

    I’m sick of canadian beer. Keiths tastes like piss but its always on special here, so you drink a lot and hate it even more. and the stuff at the Granite Brewery tastes weird, like watered down. What scares me is maybe that’s what real beer tastes like.

  11. matt olynyk is so awesome no one can even handle it. he wears his shirt open like that ALL THE TIME. also, he is often wearing a wifebeater, he loves slayer, and he knows how to dance a jig.

  12. pandorsalfin says:

    well it’s all ‘real beer’… I think the key is just to try them all and see which ones you like best. Thats my new plan. But a whole whack of beer and have a beer tasting.

    • atrophe says:

      I like zee german ones the best so far. Beck’s for cheap beer, then Heineken. Although I like it darker than that usually. And by ‘real’ I meant the authentic non-mass-produced stuff. Like wine, you always figure everything over here pales to the offerings of the quaint french wineries in that documentary you lent me.

      • mrdapper says:

        You might like Boris then. It’s like a German lager, but smoother, without that krauty edge.

        I like the German lagers and really dark Irish ale. And Pacifico for a cerveza.

      • newcleus says:

        Pacifico is good. Killkenny, Guinness, Shaftsbury are all good in my book.

      • dorothypoo says:

        shaftesbury is the most delicious beer you will ever drink
        and i also love granville island
        im more of a light beer kinda girl though
        i guess you mine aswell try Hoegaarden
        its an experience

  13. pandorsalfin says:

    well it’s all ‘real beer’… I think the key is just to try them all and see which ones you like best. Thats my new plan. But a whole whack of beer and have a beer tasting.

  14. atrophe says:

    I like zee german ones the best so far. Beck’s for cheap beer, then Heineken. Although I like it darker than that usually. And by ‘real’ I meant the authentic non-mass-produced stuff. Like wine, you always figure everything over here pales to the offerings of the quaint french wineries in that documentary you lent me.

  15. mrdapper says:

    Apparently Margaret was drinking it. So said Makito.

  16. mrdapper says:

    Ahh. It all comes together now. You stories of him and now meeting him.

  17. mrdapper says:

    You might like Boris then. It’s like a German lager, but smoother, without that krauty edge.

    I like the German lagers and really dark Irish ale. And Pacifico for a cerveza.

  18. newcleus says:

    Pacifico is good. Killkenny, Guinness, Shaftsbury are all good in my book.

  19. dorothypoo says:

    yeah i think you can only get it in the beer and wine stores here
    nathan you know you should totally buy at Propeller
    they’re honey wheat is delicious
    and the idea of a growler is awesome

    jake: you pay 8$ deposit on this big jug and then you can go and fill it up for 8$ everytime. its just under a 6 pack but its really good beer so its prolly worth like 13$

  20. dorothypoo says:

    shaftesbury is the most delicious beer you will ever drink
    and i also love granville island
    im more of a light beer kinda girl though
    i guess you mine aswell try Hoegaarden
    its an experience

  21. mrdapper says:

    Yeah, Jack has something like that in his fridge. Seemed like an amazing idea. Mostly because I had getting rid of bottles.

  22. APPARENTLY he totally faked it! Currin called last night and said that after they got in the car he was like: actually… i’m not on acid at all.
    !!!!!!!!!

  23. APPARENTLY he totally faked it! Currin called last night and said that after they got in the car he was like: actually… i’m not on acid at all.
    !!!!!!!!!

  24. mrdapper says:

    acid or no… he was a far out dude.

  25. that is slightly disappointing.

  26. mrdapper says:

    depends if the stoner act was a lie or just his acid rationalization of his stoner behaviour. i guess either could be disappointing in different ways. of course, he might have only told her that so she wouldn’t give him a hard time about driving.

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