Awkward

Girl behind counter: Hey, I noticed you added me to your Myspace.

Me: Um… Oh right, yes, yes I did. (nervous laugh) It’s always weird when people from the internet exist in reality.

Girl: Totally. 

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~  Seems  there’s a week and a half waiting list to have the Salvation Army pick up your unwanted furniture. They seemed pretty picky too. They asked me a lot of questions about the condition of the arm chair.

~  I was about to take my 5 bags of bottles to the Return-it Centre when I noticed a guy looking for bottles in the dumpster. I flagged him over and gave him all my bottles. I figured he needed the money more than I did and,  to be honest, I hate sorting and returning bottles. I think he might have been a Rwandan refugee. Or perhaps a Rwandan war criminal hiding out in Canada.  Or, more likely, some guy who was born here and is on the sauce. I like to think he was refugee and I helped him out. I think he dropped the bag of glass bottles on the way to his cart though. That made me a little sad.

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8 Responses to Awkward

  1. raneshadow says:

    The whole idea of meeting people I have talked to on the internet is still a bit of a head trip for me.

  2. raneshadow says:

    The whole idea of meeting people I have talked to on the internet is still a bit of a head trip for me.

  3. mrdapper says:

    In my experience, it always ends badly.

  4. raneshadow says:

    Have you done online dating or something? I find that whole idea pretty insane.

  5. mrdapper says:

    Sort of. I was introduced to my ex via e-mail via a friend.

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