~ Okay, so if you’re going to do a remake of The Omen, first thing you should do is whenever someone is writing a lengthy, scathing review online — crash their computer.
But barring that, keep in mind if your female lead is Julia Stiles, it’s best to not cast Mia Farrow against her to constantly remind the audience of how much better Mia Farrow was playing essentially the same character in Rosemary’s Baby.
Ha! Try to stop me this time! You may have erased four paragraphs of my rapier wit, but not my spirit!
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EDIT: One great thing about last night’s film was there’s a scene where a priest who’s been disfigured in an unholy fire removes his monk’s cowl to reveal his twisted ugliness and a girl in the audience shrieked.