Clearance sale or… well… FREE STUFF!

~  1 Extremely large, government issue desk. Suitable for computer, woodworking, alien autopsies, bomb shelter.  Comes in Black.

~  1 Mouldering corner piece from a sectional couch. Musky smell drives the ladies WILD. Velour texture. From the family home of Dave “The King” Elmhurst. Comes in Orange.

~  1 Computer chair. Swivel base. Broken in several ways I can’t figure out. Relic of Blackball Records. Comes in Grey.

~  1 Computer chair. Fixed base. Actually, though ponderous, this is a perfectly fine piece of furniture. Comes in… Blue?

~  2 Cassette racks.  One large, one smaller.

~  1 Doctors valise. Broken zipper. Comes in Tan.

~  1 Cookbook shelf. Made by me for my mom many mothers’ days ago. Comes in Maple.

~  1 Small practice bass amp. Very odd tonal quality. Comes in Black.

~  1 Box of assorted books By Gone Books didn’t buy.  Comes in Various.

~  1 Painting on sheet of foam insulation titled “Yule Brenner is a Sparkling Diamond.”  Approx 2 x 3.5 feet.

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35 Responses to Clearance sale or… well… FREE STUFF!

  1. miss_finx says:

    DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE how many of those ‘items’ were formerly mine.

  2. miss_finx says:

    DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE how many of those ‘items’ were formerly mine.

  3. hey! you encouraged me to make critcal remarks about the cookbook shelf without mentioning you made it. i’m sorry, and it really does look well varnished.

  4. hey! you encouraged me to make critcal remarks about the cookbook shelf without mentioning you made it. i’m sorry, and it really does look well varnished.

  5. gifter

    the amp! the amp! how odd is it?

  6. gifter

    the amp! the amp! how odd is it?

  7. nathandrama says:

    how would you describe the odd tonal quality exactly
    i could be interested in such a device. depending on the tone. if it’s wierd enough in just the right way i’d certainly pay
    i even intend to be on the island within the next 15ish days

    • mrdapper says:

      It’s not wierd in any kind of good way. It’s like there’s no hi or low end. But the mid-range is all messed up too. It has a very “hard” and “in the next room” sound to it.

  8. nathandrama says:

    how would you describe the odd tonal quality exactly
    i could be interested in such a device. depending on the tone. if it’s wierd enough in just the right way i’d certainly pay
    i even intend to be on the island within the next 15ish days

  9. mrdapper says:

    Re: gifter

    it’s hard to explain the extreme mid-range tone of the amp. but you are welcome to it.

  10. mrdapper says:

    er… hmmm… uhhh…

  11. mrdapper says:

    I feel no pride for that thing. I think my dad probably had at least 50% input into it as well. It looks suspiciously well made for one of my projects.

  12. mrdapper says:

    It’s not wierd in any kind of good way. It’s like there’s no hi or low end. But the mid-range is all messed up too. It has a very “hard” and “in the next room” sound to it.

  13. i kind of want it now, as well as vaguely the desk. was that the one your computer was on?

  14. mrdapper says:

    yes. it’s largish and very sturdy.

  15. mrdapper says:

    i am still sleeping on your bed. and all those dead skin cells of yours. that’s LOVE.

  16. miss_finx says:

    i DID also bone a couple pathetic bitches on that sucka….
    youre right, that IS love.

  17. miss_finx says:

    the bass amp would be a lot cooler if it was actually made from the innerds of a delicious bass.

  18. miss_finx says:

    the bass amp would be a lot cooler if it was actually made from the innerds of a delicious bass.

  19. mrdapper says:

    well, there is 1.5 inches of glorious foam protecting me.

  20. mrdapper says:

    that is sort of what it sounds like…

  21. charenton_ says:

    Can I have the painting? Is it really ugly?

    And can I have a sampling of titles from the box of books? I like political commentary and science fiction.

  22. charenton_ says:

    Can I have the painting? Is it really ugly?

    And can I have a sampling of titles from the box of books? I like political commentary and science fiction.

  23. mrdapper says:

    I actually have a small pile of Sci-Fi sitting on my kitchen table set aside for you. One of which is actually yours…

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