What did I ever do to you? I would like the constant pummeling to be over. It’s a sunny day, all should be happy. For real, this has got to stop now. It’s after 3pm. How much more can you have left? Don’t you want to save some for tomorrow? Dole it out, brother. Make it last. Not all at once. That’s not the way to do it. I’ll just break and then I won’t be good to anybody. To employers, to clients, to clients’ employees, to coworkers or to girlfirends. Please don’t make me ad pets, friends and neighbors to that list. It would be too much for one day.
Thanks in advance, your pal,