Seriously

Dear Monday,

What did I ever do to you? I would like the constant pummeling to be over. It’s a sunny day, all should be happy. For real, this has got to stop now. It’s after 3pm. How much more can you have left? Don’t you want to save some for tomorrow? Dole it out, brother. Make it last. Not all at once. That’s not the way to do it. I’ll just break and then I won’t be good to anybody. To employers, to clients, to clients’ employees, to coworkers or to girlfirends. Please don’t make me ad pets, friends and neighbors to that list. It would be too much for one day.

Thanks in advance, your pal,
Jakob

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20 Responses to Seriously

  1. dorothypoo says:

    you need to find some balls and show that monday who’s boss!!!
    thats how they do it in the east
    so i hear

    pretend your a sailor
    take a swig of rum before work every morning
    they’ve been doing that for centuries

  2. dorothypoo says:

    you need to find some balls and show that monday who’s boss!!!
    thats how they do it in the east
    so i hear

    pretend your a sailor
    take a swig of rum before work every morning
    they’ve been doing that for centuries

  3. preach it. i hate 3:00 mondays.

  4. preach it. i hate 3:00 mondays.

  5. aporia says:

    i was planning on giving you your VD present early, if that makes you feel any better?

    don’t panic, it’s nothing substantial. but hopefully it’ll cheer you up a little.

  6. aporia says:

    i was planning on giving you your VD present early, if that makes you feel any better?

    don’t panic, it’s nothing substantial. but hopefully it’ll cheer you up a little.

  7. you’re going to give jake VD for valentine’s? GROSS!!!

  8. ninjaj says:

    To avoid giving VDs for V-Day, check out the handy centrespread in the Navigator.

  9. kenholiday says:

    me too.
    he could use a good dose, or at least a recurrence…

  10. aporia says:

    i understand your joke even less than i understood my own

  11. atrophe says:

    You know who else hates Mondays? Garfield.

  12. atrophe says:

    You know who else hates Mondays? Garfield.

  13. mrdapper says:

    and he’s america’s FAVORITE cat.

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