40 questions are too many questions

1-what should you be doing besides dicking around on livejournal?

Washing dishes or finishing a design job I’ve been procrastinating on and may have lost my notes to. Or writing a propper update about how I have to get a “barium swallow” at the x-ray clinic in Parksville at 8:30 in the morning.

2-do you like jerry springer?

I’ve never met him. I bet he’d be okay outside of the show. But I’m not too crazy about Jerry Stiller.

3-do you think the apocalypse is coming?

I think it’s come and gone.

4-if you were going to die tomorrow, what would you like to do today?

Figure out a way of not dying tomorrow.

5-did you have a dream last night and if so, what was it about?

Weird, convulted, high-concept shit, like every night.

6-where are you right now?

The red room.

7- do you like it there?

It’s china red and incredibly messy. You be the judge.

8-have you ever hooked up with someone you met on myspace?

My cat has.

10-do you drink coffee?

Too much. Caffeine now turns me into a fiend. I don’t know when this started. I’m going for tests.

11-what do you think of the soprano’s?

They’re all really ugly.

12-favorite sports team?

Manchester United.

13-what do you think of goth and rockabilly people?

About the same as oi punks, blitz kids, flower children and b-boys. People who wear ridiculous over the top music genre costumes when not on stage are idiots. Does Robert Smith wear his schizophrenic lipstick, teased hair and powder to a restaurant? I doubt it. Also, people who are trying to replicate what they fantasize as being a romantic era (Hollywood ’54, San Francisco ’67, Piccadilly Circus ’77, Hollis ’83) are deluded and need to figure out why they’re so uncomfortable in their own time. Then again… my glasses…

14-do you smoke cigarettes?

No.

15-favorite vacation spot?

Thailand.

16-do you think you’re hot?

There are times I’ve rocked it. Not these days though.

17-are you an alcoholic?

No.

18-do you hate emo people?

I don’t know these emo peoples of which you speak. Is their tribe from the other side of the valley or are they on the plains?

19-are you a hateful person, or do you love everyone?

I believe all people are bastards. At least, everyone is capable of being self-centered and callous and concerned solely with their own fortune. This doesn’t make me hate people, but I am wary of peoples’ motives and I’m suspicious of people who claim they love everyone.

20-what’s your favorite holiday?

Inauguration day.

21-jeans and a hoodie or dressing up?

Apparently it’s hoodies.

22-ever taken acid?

I have acid reflux.

23-do you have animals?

Three cats.

24- whos the hottest actor/actress?

I don’t have that information handy. And I find it hard to believe the stars would line up and let me take their temperature.

25-what would you rather be doing right now?

If I’d rather be doing something else, I’d be doing it. It’s not like this is a job or a responsibility.

26-what’s the last movie you saw?

Kill Bill 1 & 2 marathon.

27-do you think you may be insane?

More temperamentally dodgy than insane.

28-are you ever homesick?

No.

29-do you get along with your parents/siblings?

Yes.

30-who’s death has affected you most deeply?

I’m drawing a blank.

31-cocaine…love/hate it?

I’ve had no dealings with cocaine.

32-surveys..love/hate?

Indifferent.

33-who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?

My dad.

34-do you have bad credit?

I’m afraid to find out. I suspect, very much so.

35-do you think you’re snobby?

I can’t really deny that with some much corroborative evidence.

36-do you secretly want to take over the world in a blood soaked orgy of destruction and mayhem?

If I was going to take over the world, it’d be an almost undetected bloodless coup.

37-princess leia gold bikini…hot?

Carrie Fisher is the antithesis of hot and the gold bikini was the first clue George Lucas had entirely lost his mind after his wife left him and the kids. It totally went against everything he’d created with the first movie.

38- do you say crayon like CRAY-on, or cran?

What the hell? Even texans don’t say “cran”.

39-war in iraq…good idea/bad idea?

It’s a good idea if you’re trying to take over the world to protect your dwindling and fragile economy. A bad idea if you’re trying to lead an enlightened life.

40-is your name short for something fucked up?

If it is, I’d like to know what that might be.

8 Responses to 40 questions are too many questions

  1. atrophe says:

    Barium Swallow could be one of those poorly-translated Japanese drinks you see on engrish.com

    It sounds like something that could have dramatic side effects. I eagerly anticipate the post-monsterism update

  2. atrophe says:

    Barium Swallow could be one of those poorly-translated Japanese drinks you see on engrish.com

    It sounds like something that could have dramatic side effects. I eagerly anticipate the post-monsterism update

  3. mrdapper says:

    Barium Swallow also sounds like, I think, the protagonist in the flamingest film noir ever.

  4. kenholiday says:

    jerry stillers only conceivable fault would be producing the sack of shit he calls a son.

  5. kenholiday says:

    jerry stillers only conceivable fault would be producing the sack of shit he calls a son.

  6. newcleus says:

    “Or writing a propper update about how I have to get a “barium swallow” at the x-ray clinic in Parksville at 8:30 in the morning.” Jesus Jake are you having troubles with your stomach? I hope everything’s alright.

    P.S. – I’ll leave the cds for you at the station just look for my folder and they’ll be in there. You’re still doing ‘Pins of Light’ on Sun, yes?

  7. newcleus says:

    “Or writing a propper update about how I have to get a “barium swallow” at the x-ray clinic in Parksville at 8:30 in the morning.” Jesus Jake are you having troubles with your stomach? I hope everything’s alright.

    P.S. – I’ll leave the cds for you at the station just look for my folder and they’ll be in there. You’re still doing ‘Pins of Light’ on Sun, yes?

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