25th.

And excellent xmas morning beginning at 7:30 when the cats got me up because they wanted to open their presents. Actually, they wanted to open the can of food and have breakfast. On the way back to bed, in the dark, I stubbed my little toe on the baseboard heater beside the bed. It was rather painful and upon getting into bed I went to rub my poor little toe and felt wetness. So I got back out of bed and walked to the bathroom to look at it in the light. At this point I noticed the TRAIL OF BLOOD I’d left in my wake and the fact that my foot was shiny, red, dripping and making pool. I wrapped some tissue around my foot, which turned a dark red immediately, and then began hyperventilating and vomiting bile into the sink. Apparently, I’m not good with the site of my own blood. Then I began to mop up the trail of blood with tissue creating new trails of blood and gooey crimson footprints back and forth. This went on for sometime until the blood began to clot enough to apply several band-aids. Then we opened stockings.

Fantastique presents received by me this morning:

-Complete Peanuts vol.2 1953-54
-USB hub
-“Voluptuous Panic: The erotic world of Wiemar Berlin” (book)
-“The Big Book of Design Ideas”
-Magic Bullet!!!! (food processor / blender AS SEEN ON TV!)

16 Responses to 25th.

  1. aporia says:

    i had no idea how serious it was until hours later when i went to the bathroom. it looked like you murdered someone in there. if i’d had any idea how serious it was i would’ve gotten out of bed.

    heh… sorry 😦

  2. aporia says:

    i had no idea how serious it was until hours later when i went to the bathroom. it looked like you murdered someone in there. if i’d had any idea how serious it was i would’ve gotten out of bed.

    heh… sorry 😦

  3. kenholiday says:

    yr falling apart jake.

  4. kenholiday says:

    yr falling apart jake.

  5. newcleus says:

    Best holiday story ever.

  6. newcleus says:

    Best holiday story ever.

  7. dorothypoo says:

    im really sorry that had to make me laugh

  8. dorothypoo says:

    im really sorry that had to make me laugh

  9. mrdapper says:

    it makes me laugh too.

  10. mrdapper says:

    if only i was half-vulcan so i could have bled green beside the red.

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